MAN O MAN

The funniest thing happened today at work...

So im workin the door geeting ppl

and saying "have an nice day" as they leave...

So I'm workin and this lady walks in, I mean she was probably

homeless she had a lot of bags and blankets and stuff.

I greet her, and then she asks me if we have any underwear,

I direct her to the section where the draws are lol

Then she goes up stairs for a while.. comes back down

And goes towards the door..

I CAUGHT HER TRYING TO STEAL

SOME DRAWS AND SOCKS LOL

the tag on the underwear was showin..

so i stop her and ask " are you going to go back to the register

and pay for that?"

You know what this crazy woman said, "I have permission

from my mother to take these things" LMBOOOO

Then I call my manager... Now he's talkin to her,

and he has to call the other manager down..

then she starts talkin bout how

its a recession, and then

says she works for the CIA

...CRAZY